How to get a toddler to stop crying

How to get a 2 year old to stop crying:

Step 1:
When said 2 year old is crying as you are buckling him into his car seat...simply have your significant other climb into drivers seat

Step 2:
close the driver side door....

Step 3:
with the person who is buckling the child's foot in the door...

Step 4:
make sure the driver smashes your little toe in the door...

Step 5:
have person who's toe is smashed start screaming in agony but don't tell the driver why you're screaming...so he thinks you're just playing with the toddler...

Step 6:
Person with the toe smashed needs to begin screaming...OPEN THE DOOR...OPEN THE DOOR!

Step 7:
Driver, quickly open the door, climb out and try to figure out which limb you have smashed while the "smashee" is crying/laughing/sobbing in pain...

***This is GUARANTEED to make the toddler stop crying for at least a few moments***