Some signs of a new TIRED mother of 2 children:
If at a doctors appointment for a new baby, a woman jumps up and runs to the door when the name of her first born is called....she might be a tired mom of 2....
If coming through the parking lot at the zoo, a woman stops at a red van that is running, AND NOT HER VAN, to inspect a serious dent on the front....she might be a tired mom of 2....
If a woman calls the first born the 2nd born's name and calls the 2nd born names of children of friends, children at daycare, adults, any name that pops into her head.....she might be a tired mom of 2....
If a woman wakes up in the middle of the night convinced she forgot to put breast milk into the fridge only to find the breast pump washed, dried, and ready for the next pumping....she might be a tired mom of 2...
If the same woman wakes up in the middle of the night frantically searching for her newborn under the covers because she forgets that she put him in the bassinet when he fell asleep....she might be a tired mom of 2....
If a woman can't remember any more of the crazy antics she's pulled in the last 6 weeks...she might be a tired mom of 2!
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